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Hope i'm not repeating anyone but found this funny lol.
: An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day
trying to get a stay of execution
for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at
midnight. His last minute plea for
clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn
out and depressed.
As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife
started on him about, 'What time of night to be getting
>home is this? Where have you been? You should be more
considerate about me 'Your dinner is cold and I'm
not reheating it' And on and on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar
ritual, he went and poured himself
a shot of whiskey and
and headed off for a long hot soak in
the bathtub, pursued by the
predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the
stairs.
While he was in the bath ,the phone rang.The wife answered
and was told that her husband's client, James Wright,
had been
granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be
hanged tonight. Finally realizing
what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go
upstairs and give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the
sight of her husband, bent over
naked, drying his legs and feet.'They're not
hanging Wright tonight,' she said.
To which he whirled around and screamed,'FOR THE LOVE
OF GOD, WOMAN,DON'T YOU EVER STOP?'
Lol?
LOL Maria, good one.
I never herd this one! hahaha Love it!